Thread: You know that you are seriously missing India when you

-When you start washing clothes in local river

-When you are not bothered by monkeys, cows and dogs on the street

-When you start honking after ever 2 minutes

-Open a small shop at the window of your home to sell beedi and loose cigrates

-Start wearing a lungi at home

When your friends are getting concerned about the way your head wobbles

start talking about India at your workplace, even when nobody is listening

Start cursing that there is no jug in bathroom and your friends ask why there is a water mug in your toilet

When you find it really strange that nobody is following you and nobody wants to get a picture clicked with you

When you have the balls to ask a complete stranger "what is your religion".

When you want to watch India vs. Pakistan cricket match in your local pub

And when your wife tell you to do something and you reply: "send the boy"

Originally Posted by Capt. Dosa

--When you start honking after ever 2 minutes

Very true. I sometimes wonder we use horn more than accelarator or brakes!! Somethings can never be changed. Not to mention those creepy horns of buses and trucks, where the speed limit is 40Kmph, while they are speeding at 60kmph!! Incredible India!!